Again with my neighbor’s parking skills. All that space, why are u parking like that? Now the silver car in the middle has to bump my Mom’s Scion just to get out.
… To remember your niece’s nameSo yeah, I went to pickup up my niece from school today and the secretary at the main office desk asks me what her name was. I couldn’t remember her name. I thought the clerk may have had one of those little buttons under her desk to press to call the police…
On my job I speak to people all across the country and it’s a common question that people ask me where I’m from. I tell them Virginia and every single person has replied, “You don’t sound like you’re from Virginia.” So just what do people from Virginia sound like? I never asked them just where…