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Great. I got on a train where they’re doing a gay porn photoshoot 🦉 64

There’s a couple in front of me on the train. The dude is hanging all over her like a curtain…

Now Sasha’s copying Emet sleeping in the bathroom sink /sigh Copy cat! #catsofnyc #catsofnewyork #catsinsinks #catsink #catsinbathrooms #catsinbathroom 🦉 69

Emet again, can’t resist staying out of the bathroom sink #catsofnyc #catsofnewyork #catsinsinks #catsink #catsinbathrooms #catsinbathroom 🦉 48

Hampton is the 65th most deadliest city in the US. There are 19,500 cities in the US. How y’all make…

Hol’ up. I’m on the train headed to the Bronx. Why is there an ad on the train to join…

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This was so me a couple years ago. Stop looking for a problem! 🦉 59

Found Emet sleeping in the sink 🦉 66

Only #80skids understand. My textbook and notebook paper were ruined in last week’s #nycflood. Got a #TrapperKeeper to keep them…

City alerts from the mayhem this morning. Classes got cancelled. And there’s fast-moving waves in the frigging gutters #nycstorm #nycflood…

Glad to see my hard-earned $2.90 increase in carfare to the #NYCMTA is being put to work #nycmtasubway #nycsubway #nycsubways…