Anyone Know How I Can Make $4000 Fast?

It’s a serious question.  Anyone know of how I can make $4000 in one month without becoming a pole dancer, prostitute or stripper?  Although there is nothing wrong with pole dancing, I used to be a dancer when I was a teenager, up into my early 20s, so I believe all forms of dance is art, but I just don’t think I have the stamina or agility (WoW pun intended) to do that anymore.

I want to pay my car off because I’m tired of paying on it.