Me: “Alexa, what’s the temperature?”
Alexa: “Right now, it’s 29° Fahrenheit. Today, expect a high of 31°”
Bitch, that’s not a high. That’s just an all day low.
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Me: “Alexa, what’s the temperature?”Alexa: “Right now, it’s 29° Fahrenheit. Today, expect a high of 31°”
Bitch, that’s not a high. That’s just an all day low.